I'm going to have to take a little break from blogging for Spring Break. My mom is going into the hospital for major surgery and I want to be there for her. Unfortunately, all the places I should be to be there for her lack internet connections.
I'll leave everyone with this dream I had the other night. Anyone want to analyze it?
I arrived in the lobby of a building that was mostly made up of long hallways with wood paneling and bad, industrial-grade carpeting. I walked around with my bags until a snotty 15 year old guy told me where my room was. He was dressed in the uniform of a very strict Christian missionary group I used to be with (White shirt, Navy Pants, dark tie). I asked a few questions and he generally insulted me, saying that I should just listen to him, that he was boss. Well, almost immediately, I found myself in a very nicely decorated room that looked like a bed and breakfast room - all teddy bears and frilly lace. The bathroom off of my room connected to a similar room. Braden and Nicole were living in that room. I kept wanting to take a shower, but Nicole would constantly lock herself in the bathroom and say that I was trying to always have it for myself. I lost interest and went downstairs.
The dining hall of this cavernous Bed and Breakfast was decorated like a Tiki lounge, with citronella torches and long picnic tables. I sat down at a picnic table with non-descript people that I felt that I knew. The only person I really recognized was Jeanne Libey, my Grad writing professor. I told her that I had a new story in the works and she laughed and said, "Don't bother. Your work is literary drivel. What a pile of shit. I suggest that you use that Political Science degree of yours." I sat dumbfounded and asked if she was serious. She went on to tell me that "no one can really ever be a better writer. Either you have it or you don't. And you definately don't."
Then she offered me a beer. I refused and went upstairs.
The stairs were covered with hundreds of different types of individually wrapped glycerine soaps. Some looked like flowers, others looked like little cakes with frosting. I had to climb over the soaps and I slipped quite a few times. I still can see the soaps - they were very pretty.
Well, to make an inconsequential story longer, I finally got the bathroom to myself after pleading with Nicole (Braden was no help, he just kept rearranging their luggage). I locked myself in the bathroom and turned on the shower. As I did this, bottles of Apple-Cinnamon Moisturizing Body Wash in all types of shapes and sizes started to appear. They filled the shower and bathroom.
Then I woke up.
Chew on that for a week. =) Love to all!