Friday, October 11, 2002

I found out something that came as quite a surprise. After weeks of my pants slowly falling down at work and some startling revelations that many of my shirts really looked baggy, I found out that I've actually lost about 20 pounds since I moved out on my own.

???

I've done nothing--hardly exercised, haven't started to eat healthy, nothing. I'm just losing weight like crazy. And I feel good. I'm not depressed. I'm not starving. This is the strangest thing to ever happen to me--I spent much of my high school life trying to lose weight at every turn...without any effect. Granted, work is a lot more active than sitting on my butt and writing/reading all day for school.

Either way, I'm taking this as my cue to actually exercise and eat healthy. It's gotta start sometime. =)

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

Let's all sing the messy home song!

(To an unknown tune that sounds kind of like those rousing fifth grade play musical numbers)

Keith's apartment is quite a mess
he picks things up
but the mess, alas, IS NO LESS
He's been at work forever each day
And so his apathy
Follows him home...


Sing with me now!

Follows him home...

A little quieter.

Follows him home...

Take it out the door...

Follows him home.