It Tastes Like Soap...TRUST ME

I can't get over how wonderfully freakin' good the Peppermint-Vanilla handsoap from Method smells. A few things happen every time I use it:

• My hands get clean. Of course.
• I get giddy.
• I think of making candy with my mother when I was 16.
• I have a desperate desire to stick some of the soap in my mouth.

There have only been a few scents to do that to me. Sure, all that Bath and Body Works stuff smells like fruit, but I've never wanted to eat it. However, there was this Margarita shower gel that Megan once used that actually smelled like it had real limes and salt--SALT!--in it. I hear from good sources that it just tasted like soap. Curses!